Eroticon 2017 – Virtual Meet and Greet

Pre-Event Write Up

It’s less than two weeks until Eroticon 2017; my hotel is booked, I’ve planned the sessions I want to see, my case is packed, and I am getting excited. I’m really looking forward to Eroticon, seeing people I haven’t seen in a few years, and meeting lots of new people. It’s going to be great.

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all the people who very generously donated to my GoFundMe, to help cover my travel and accommodation costs. It is very much appreciated.

A special thank you to Mark at SheetsofSanFrancisco and Paulita at Lustery for their sponsorship. Without them I wouldn’t have been able to attend Eroticon 2017. Please do visit their websites and show them some love.

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There is an actual meet and greet planned for the Friday evening but in the meantime, the lovely Molly (of Molly’sDailyKiss) has prepared a virtual Meet and Greet that people can take part in.

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NAME (and Twitter if you have one)

Cheryl Kaye, also known as HornyGeekGirl.

What are you hoping to get out of Eroticon 2017?

To meet people, and learn some new things. I love learning so for me that’s what this is about. Learning new things.

This years schedule at Eroticon is pretty full on but which 4 sessions do you already have marked down as ones you want to attend?

  • Sex Blogging as Feminism and Social Justice: Sarah Brynn Holliday – exploring the numerous ways writing and blogging about sex is truly social justice in practice.
  • Pitching 101: learn to sell your ideas: Girl on the Net – will go through what makes a successful pitch.
  • How to use your blog to educate : Emmeline Peaches, Formidable Femme, Hot Octopuss – discuss the ways in which blogging can help spread the word about issues relating to sexual health.
  • Conflict Resolution in the “Call Out” Era – War Stories from the Internet Trenches : Ruby Goodnight – examining how successful companies handle their social media conflicts in a constructive manner.

Tell us one thing about yourself that not many people know?

I’m pretty much an open book. I share most things. Not sure what there is I haven’t shared. I unironically love 80s classic rock; Bon Jovi, Warrant, Aerosmith, etc. I love them all.

If you made the papers, what would the headline be?

Purple-Haired Hippy found dead surrounded by Sex Toys.

If you could have one skill for free (I.e. without practice/time/effort) what would it be?

Languages. Boring I know but I would love to be able to just pick up new languages. 🙂

Complete the sentence: I love it when…

things feel like they are working out. I don’t expect life to be easy but it’s nice when I don’t feel like I am just treading water.

 

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Phone Sex – Erotic Flash Fiction

Masturbation Monday #34

Welcome to this week’s #MasturbationMonday, Phone Sex. The inspiration was:

phone sexThis brings back memories…anyone else?

Bloggers and authors – share your hottest scenes and posts. Feel free to use this week’s picture as a prompt but don’t feel obligated. Write what turns you on! **Please make sure to include the Masturbation Monday banner or badge and link back to this page on your blog post!**

Readers – check out the different posts to find something that makes you want to get off.

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“Have a good time guys, make sure you eat before you start drinking.”The door slams shut, the lock clicking as they leave, and I breathe a sigh of relief. I head into my room up, closing the door and flicking the button on my lock, then I roll the draft excluder against the bottom of the door. I light a few candles and put a CD on low before snuggling on my bed. I check the time then stare at the phone willing it to ring. It doesn’t.

Finally bored of waiting, I slide off my shorts before laying back down. I slide my hands under my top, to play with my breasts. My hands cup and squeeze them, then I pinch my nipples. When they’re hard, standing up in firm peaks I move one hand downwards. Closing my eyes I slide my hand over my pubic mound. I shaved earlier and I love the feel as I glide my fingers over the silky smooth patch of skin.

I slip a finger between my lips, finding my clit and stroking over it. As it starts to swell, I circle it, feeling wet heat throb through me. I push into my hand, wanting more pressure as my orgasm builds. I’m right on the edge when my phone rings. I jump, cursing, I’d forgotten about the call.

I reached out with my other hand, while I go back to stroking my clit.
His voice is gravelly in my ear, “Sorry babe. I couldn’t get rid of John. Hate that I kept you waiting.”
I think about it for a split second, then start to grin, “That’s okay I managed to find something to occupy myself…..and keep my hands busy.”
There’s silence as he considers what I said, “Wish I was there to give you a hand.”
“What would you be doing if you were here?” We’ve not really done phone sex before, and I’m not sure how he’ll respond but when he starts talking I know it was the right thing.

His voice washes over me as he describes what he’d like to be doing. My hand is back on my cunt, and I am moaning down the phone, my breathing raspy. I brush a thumb over my swollen clit, while my fingers move easily between my lips. The juices making it easy to slide two fingers into me. I keep my thumb on my clit, pressing, in a circle motion, as I slowly thrust two fingers in and out of my cunt.

As the waves of pleasure build inside me, I let his voice carry me. I mutter out some random words, much as I would if here, telling how good it feels. Finally I arch my back pushing harder and harder against my hand, rocking my hips back and forth feeling the pulsing throb in my cunt. I let out a moan, as I feel the pressure pushing down inside me. An animal growl tears from my throat as I come hard, squirting over my hand, leaving a patch on the sheet.

“Oh fuck, baby. That was so hot.” I try to reply but my voice won’t work. I make a happy noise, then start giggling. He waits, knowing my responses.
At last I calm down enough to speak, “You turn.”

 

 

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Pleaser Demonia Demon 17

Sextras Review

Pleaser Demonia Demon 17 are absolutely amazing black patent gothic peep toe shoes from Pleaser Demonia. Fantastic black strappy peep toe shoes with front lace up fastening, adjustable ankle strap with buckle closure, studs, D-rings and eyelets detailing, 5 Inch high block heel balanced on 1.5 Inch platform for more comfortable wear.

These super sexy strappy sandals will make perfect addition to your night out outfit…

From LatexLeatherLace

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Pleaser Demonia Demon 17

I love these shoes. I can’t really walk in them but I love them. The lace and eyelet fastening on the front means you can adjust them to fit as loose or tight as you like, and the ankle strap is adjustable too.
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The box is a sturdy black construction with the Demonia logo on top, and inside the pretty pretty shoes were nestled in tissue paper to stop them from getting damaged.
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As you can see in the photos the inside of the shoe is red, which looks amazing with the black. Granted when you are wearing the shoes you can’t really see it but I like knowing it’s there. 😀
They are black patent finish, and part of Pleaser’s vegan suitable range. They come in UK women’s sizes 4-9. I’m a size 4 and they fit nicely, snug without being too tight. I will admit the peep toe area was a little cutting when I first tried them but I stretched it out after a few wears. If you are wanting to wear these for a night out be warned you may need to take some time to soften them and break them in before hand because the patent finish makes the material very stiff.
The high chunky heel and hidden platform really help lengthen your legs, and they look great on.
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Overall

Gorgeous, solid shoes with serious attitude. Come on, you know they’re sexy as fuck. ;D

 

*I was sent the Please Demonia Demon 17 shoes by Latex Leather and Lace in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.

Womens March – Equality Needs to be a Reality

A Personal Essay on Feminism

On Friday, the World as we know it changed forever. If you follow me on Twitter you will have seen that over the last 48 hours I have been retweeting much more that I usually do. I tried to reign it in but I had so many feelings and I wasn’t managing to process them. So sharing other’s reactions was my way of showing support, solidarity, etc. Friday I was all about the inauguration, today was all about the Womens March. I have never felt more hope or pride than I did today seeing so many images from all over the World of women standing together and saying, “No, this is not okay. We are equal, and we will be treated as such.”

I don’t know if it will make a difference. After all, we have hundreds of years of societal, cultural and religious conditioning to combat. But it is a start. It is setting something in motion. Judging from the social media reactions of the patriarchy it is terrifying them. Maybe they are getting a glimpse into what OUR lives have been. I realised today that this is what the patriarchy are truly afraid of, that if they allow us our equality we will begin to treat them the way they have treated us for centuries.

It is 2017 we should not still be having this conversation but we are. We are still prisoners because of the idea some one came up with long ago that men are somehow inherently superior purely because they are men. Because of an accident of birth they are somehow stronger, smarter, better than we are. But I’ve never cried and threatened murder because some stranger (of the opposite sex) on the internet dared to have an opinion about a video game that I disagreed with.

IT HAS TO STOP. THE TIME HAS COME.

We need to speak out. We need to fight. We need to start holding the policy makers accountable. We need to be united. Our differences don’t matter. We need to stand together. We need to stop tearing each other down. We are women. We need to support each other, to support ALL women. The march today has shown no matter where we are in the World we all believe that we should be treated equally.

The Womens March

This morning some bloke decided to ask why “women” in England were protesting. What did we think it would achieve. Do we think America’s Government care what women in other countries think of them. I believe his exact words were:

“Utter pathetic! What the hell has the US president got to do with Leeds. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #Brexit”

Delightful, right?

A very lovely lady replied explaining that it wasn’t just about the USA it was about women’s equality, she asked the original tweeter if he’d heard the way Trump speaks about women. His response is somewhat typical of the kind of men who live in denial of rape culture, and the reality of what women deal with on a daily basis.

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Yes, he really does say “People choose to take offence, others don’t give offence. If something offends you that’s your problem.”  He boils the entire womens march principle down to us being offended. You can see my response in the photo but just in case you can’t what I point out is that the way Trump talks about women doesn’t offend me it terrifies me.

The way Trump talks about women is not only disrespectful it is a symptom of the patriarchy. He is normalising the belief some men have that women are just there for their gratification. That men’s sexual pleasure is more important than women’s autonomy. They feel justified in policing our bodies. They can do what they want with them but heaven forbid we use them ourselves. Let us not forget that the man who is now the President of the United States once said:

“I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. I’ve gotta use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything… Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

This is not okay. This is NOT normal, and it should NEVER be treated as if it is. We are NOT chattel, we never were. Someone just decided to treat us that way because it was the only way to exert some form of control.

It is time to say no more. We will not be under your control any longer. We will speak up. We will speak out. We will use our words, our voices, and we will make things different. The womens march is only the start. You will see how far we can go.

 

We are the creatives, the writers, the artists, the musicians…..we are the revolution.

Big Johnny Prostate Stimulator from MEO

Double Ended Dildo

1.3 kilos of pure ecstasy and 1.3 kilos of luxury. Made from highly polished surgical steel, “Big Johnny” fits comfortably in your hand (thanks to its built-in handle recess) and allows for intense, deep thrusts! Additionally, “Big Johnny” can be used on both sides for double the fun.

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Big Johnny

The first thing I noticed on receiving the Big Johnny is the weight. This dildo is super heavy, there is some real heft to it.  I mean I know it says it’s solid stainless steel but somehow that just didn’t convert to the reality in my head. It is REALLY heavy.

It comes in at 10″ in length and  1.33″ in diameter. It features two distinct heads (40 and 50 mm diameter). The Big Johnny really is big. In fact much as I love the gorgeous mirror smooth polished surface it is too big for me to use……or at least for me to use on me. However, it is a lovely ‘punishment’ size for some slutty subby men I know.

The finish is clean with no dints, scratches, or seams. It is a truly beautiful dildo. Although, MEO market it as a prostate stimulator, if you are a lady who loves a good size dildo that also feels great I think you’re going to enjoy this too.

Having the two heads gives you options. There is a handgrip moulded into the shaft to make it easier to keep a hold of while you are thrusting.

Overall

A great addition to your collection if you like something substantial.

 

 

*I was sent the Big Johnny by MEO in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.