The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica – Giveaway


Earlier this week I reviewed Rose Caraway’s The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica, and now I have an excerpt to share with you, and thanks to Cleis Press I have a giveaway in which you can win a copy of your own.

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Big Book of Erotica

Excerpt from “The Perfect Massage” by Olivia Archer, part of the anthology The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica edited by Rose Caraway:

Lance has moved to the side of the massage table, but his hands continue to rub my lower back. I can hear Armand moving around, out of my sight line, then he applies pressure to the balls of my feet. Being touched by both of them makes my libido rev up even more.

“He’s been great,” I respond, “This is amazing.”
This?” repeats Armand. “You wish for Lance to remain?”

I laugh, embarrassed yet serious. “Two men rubbing me? Who could say no?”

So, instead of leaving, Lance begins to massage me intensely,

moving lower on my back than Armand has before. The sheet had been pushed down and draped across my butt. Now Lance moves the sheet down farther, beginning to deeply knead my glutes. Most masseurs shy away from this area, but it contains powerful muscle groups and mine could use some release.

Meanwhile, Armand spreads massage oil on the backs of my legs and begins rubbing the muscles down there. He asks, “May I remove the sheet?”

“Yes,” is the only word I can summon in this state of bliss.

The sheet is gone as both men attentively massage my body, their hands getting closer together until I can no longer distinguish Lance’s from Armand’s. My body is supple from their touch and alive with desire.

Hands slip between my thighs. Their steady rhythm causes my breath to quicken in anticipation. Time becomes fluid as I am lost in pleasure.

Normally the sheet is pulled up to my shoulders, then I discreetly roll onto my back for the final part of my massage. I feel hesitation from them. Someone starts the music again.

Armand asks me, “Would you like to continue?”


The giveaway will be open for a week and then a winner will be picked. Please note competition only accounts and people who are ‘taking the piss’ will be disqualified.

Giveaway has now finished. The winner is……….

Dani Moth @mothwinged

Stadium Quickie – Wicked Wednesday #3

Wicked Wednesday

Welcome to my third post for Rebel’s Notes‘ Wicked Wednesday, Stadium Quickie – C’mon the Whites. You don’t have to use the prompt but I wanted the inspiration, and I thought it would be a fun challenge. The prompt for this week was:

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White… what do you think about when you think of the colour white? Actually it’s not really a colour but that’s besides the point now. We want to know what you think about, what comes to mind… something sexy… something funny… something sad. Share your stories about ‘white’.

Stadium Quickie – C’mon the Whites

Terri jumped to her feet yelling, around her a sea of people in white shirts did the same, the ball hit the bar and they groaned. Across the pitch the red fans were now on their feet, their jeering cheers carried across to them.
She slumped back into her seat, “This is awful. And I really need to pee.”
Jess looked around at her, “If you go now, it’ll be empty, not like you’ll miss owt.”
Terri worked along the row, heading out. It always surprised her how many people were milling around down here. She was just leaving the toilets when someone grabbed her arm, she looked up and grinned, pulling him with her back into the toilets. She headed for the last cubicle and pulled him inside, locking the door.

He wrapped his arms around her kissing her hard, she kissed him back, her hands at his waist as she quickly unbuttoned his fly and slid her hand inside rubbing him, and feeling him harden. She pulled him out and pushed him back slightly, dropping to a crouch and taking him into her mouth. She flattened her tongue against the underside of his shaft and sucked at the head, his hands tangling in her hair. But he wanted something else and he pulled her back to her feet, kissing her again as his hands moved under her top, squeezing her tits and pinching the nipples. She had her skirt pushed up and one hand working her clit while the other stroked his cock. She felt her orgasm building, and tapped his shoulder, he straightened lifting her slightly as she guided him in, then moving together he pounded her furiously, the stall door rattling with every thrust. They came fast, hiding their yells in a deep kiss.

He left first and she straightened her clothes and quickly checked her reflection.
Jess looked up, “You were gone ages, Man U scored.”
Terri grinned, “So did I. I bumped into Mike.”


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Book Review – Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica

SexyLibrarianThe Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica

The twenty-two stories that fill The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica range from explicit sci-fi to chilling horror to romantic fantasy, ensuring a lush and steamy read to satisfy any literary craving. Featuring the works of such top eroticists as Rachel Kramer Bussel, DL King, and Kristina Wright, The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica invites you to browse its pages and discover bookish treats to get your blood pumping.
Edited by Rose Caraway
Foreword by Bix Warden
$15.95, Trade Paper
360 pages, 6” x 9”
ISBN: 978-1-62778-065-0
Publishing on September 6, 2014 for Read a Book Day

Rose Caraway is a native Northern California writer, editor, narrator, and is the number one erotica podcaster on iTunes with hit shows “The Kiss Me Quick’s” and “The Sexy Librarian Blog-cast”. Although her specialty is erotic fiction, she also has a passion for writing suspense, horror, fantasy, and romance works. She is one of Audible ‘s top narrators and has been featured in Publisher’s Weekly, Library Journal, and Audiophile for her audiobooks.

Rose Caraway: Rose Caraway the Sexy Librarian
Rose Caraway Twitter: @RoseCaraway
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When I was asked if I would like to take part in The Sexy Librarian Blog Tour I jumped at the chance, and couldn’t wait to get reading. As someone who loves books, and practically lived in the library as a kid, this grown-up version of a library collection sounded right up my street, and my hopes were high. I was not disappointed.
For a start Rose Caraway opened her introduction with a fantastic quote from one of my all-time favourite authors,

“A short story is a different thing all together – a short story is like a kiss in the dark from a stranger.” ― Stephen King

I knew from that it was meant to be and the rest of the introduction merely whetted my appetite for what was to come.  From the first story (Book Swap by Rachel Kramer Bussel) I was completely hooked. The twenty-two stories in this collection are all hot, steamy and captivating. This book is going to live on my bedside table.

The collection is set out like a little library complete with a catalogue card at the beginning of each story giving title, author, category, and three subject points. I loved this as well as being a really nice touch it was good to have an idea of what the story contained so you know whether it is something that interests you or not. Although I found all the stories fascinating even if they contained things that don’t generally….float my boat. There is a brilliant range of erotic genres in this collection from science-fiction (Lauren’s Journey by DL King had me enthralled) to Superheroes (POW! It’s Shibari Girl! by Tamsin Flowers was fun and sexy) to Greek mythology (Three Legs in the Evening by Janine Ashbless was a fascinating spin on a known story) to Kink (Kay Jaybee’s Taped had me squirming). I especially loved Full-Frontal Neighbour by Lynn Townsend, a touching and beautiful story of triumphing over trauma. Made my heart full and my cunt throb.

I really loved the range of genres within this one book, it made me feel I was getting lots of books all in one. This is a book I can see myself going back to again and again, dipping into it whenever I want some inspiration and always finding something no matter what I am in the mood for. Whatever you are into, whatever you kink this book has something for everyone.

Overall: I really loved this book, and am more than happy to recommend you go out and buy it now. I think there is something to please everyone in this book, there wasn’t one story that disappointed me, not one.

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*Disclaimer – I was sent a copy of this book in exchange for my honest review. An edited version of this review appears on other websites. 

Sleepy Sunday

I wake up slowly, the edges of a hangover making it hard to think, all I have in my head is a dull ache and a desperate urge for sex, what is it about hangovers that make you want that release. I reach for you but the space where you should be is empty and I roll over to look at the clock, squinting the sleep from my eyes, and trying to focus. It’s a little after nine and I realise I can smell fresh coffee, I climb out of bed, pulling on an oversize tee as I follow the promise of caffeine through the living room, and into the kitchen.
You’re sitting on the sofa, playing on the Xbox and when I just get a mumbled response to my greeting I decide I need caffeine before I try to distract you. I grin as I poor myself a coffee, thinking about what it will take to tear you away from the game.

I stand against the counter, sipping my coffee and looking out the window, letting my mind drift. I’ve just finished my cup when I feel your arms sneak around me, pulling me back against you, and kissing my shoulder where my tee has slipped to the side. I push my arse into you, feeling your erection against my back. You move one hand up to cup my breast, taking the weight of it and squeezing gently before pinching the nipple. Your other hand is under my top, stroking my cunt, fingers rubbing along my slit, easily sliding inside me. I reach behind me and pushing down the waistband of your boxers free your cock, working it with my fist for a minute until your fingers cause me to orgasm. I come gently, slowly, the pulsing pushing up and falling back as you remove your fingers. I brace my hands on the counter and bend slightly, causing my tee to pull up showing you my bare arse and cunt. You rub your cock head against my slit, letting the tip slip into me before moving back, I moan and lift my hips, wanting to feel you in me. When you finally push all the way in I settle back against you, using the counter to balance our rocking motion, and we move together, back and forth, looking out the window. Until I feel you twitching in me and you come, biting my my shoulder to push me into another orgasm. You pull out, turning me to face you and kissing me as I tuck you back into you boxers. It’s a quick soft kiss that tastes of coffee, and then you’re heading back to play Xbox, as I pour myself another coffee.

Product Review – Tracey Cox Supersex Kegel Toner Set



I’ve really struggled writing this review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Kegel Toner Set, so many people have raved about this product and I wanted to love it but it just didn’t work for me.

It came in the usual discreet Lovehoney packaging and inside each ‘Toner’ was individually packaged in a box with lots of information and instructions for use. You also got a little white storage pouch for each which was really good.

The quality is excellent, and the materials are smooth and feel good in your hand. They also have a nice weight to them, not too heavy, so I think these would be a good starter set. They are a teardrop shape which I thought might be to make them easier to insert for newer users (other toners I have used were much more rounded).

The idea is to start with the single toner and work up to the double toner, and even though I have been using toners for about a year I wanted to start with the smaller one so I could try them out properly.

TC Ss Kegel toner

Once inserted the single ball was comfortable to wear and when moving about I could feel it gently ‘bumping’ away. My issue was with getting it in, for some reason this shape was just not working with my body. It actually left me feeling a bit sore and bruised, and completely confused as I have had things with more girth without a problem. I just could not get the angle right and inserting it was very painful (even inserting it when I was aroused hurt), but once it was in it was fine, and I did persevere.

I used these consistently every day for two weeks, and still got that pinch of pain inserting so I think the shape just does not work for me.

Then we come to removing it…….who on earth thought an ‘elastic’ retrieval cord (It’s not actually elastic just very stretchy silicone) was a good idea?? If your hand slips while pulling it out, it twangs back and hits you in a fairly uncomfortable place. I ended up having to reach inside with thumb and forefinger to pull it out by the base of the ball (much like removing a Mooncup).

On to the double toner, I found the joiner on this toner very flexible, so pushing the second ball in was that much harder. because it kept bending. and once in this was very uncomfy. However I think this is a length issue and not the toner itself, I think it is just too long (7 inches insertable length) for my body, and I couldn’t wear it comfortably for any length of time.

These won’t replace the kegel toner set I regularly use but that doesn’t mean they won’t work for you, and I do think kegel toners are a great idea. Even though I was fairly tight to begin with (years of yoga and doing my PC exercises), since using kegel toner balls I have noticed a difference; my orgasms are stronger and last longer, I am more likely to squirt, and am much less likely to ‘leak’ when I sneeze. I am also have much better control over my muscles during sex, meaning I can focus contractions to enhance the experience.

*I was sent this item in exchange for an honest review (an edited version of this review appears on the Lovehoney product page).