Horny Hour #5 – Thank Fuck It’s Friday – Erotic Meme Erotica Prompt

Welcome to the 5th Horny Hour.

Huge thank you to everyone who has joined in with Horny Hour so far. As always, you have a week to write your entries, and add them to the list. Please do share and retweet the prompt, I would love to get more entries, and really build the HornyHour meme.

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Your prompt this week is:

London Calling

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I’ve spent a fair bit of time in London over the years with various friends, lovers, and partners. There’s so much to see, and there’s always something going on, never a dull minute. This gives you plenty of options for naughty fun. Hope you like the prompt, and can have some fun with it. I can’t wait to see what everyone comes up with.

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LELO Bruno Vibrating Prostate Massager

Please see this post on LELO before continuing.

When I was offered the LELO Bruno I jumped at the chance to review it. After I’d said yes, I started to worry; after all the Bruno is being marketed as a prostate massager, a male sex toy…..

LELO Bruno

Expertly crafted to offer accuracy and intensity, BRUNO™ is all about artisanal pleasure. With two powerful motors, one in the curved tip for accurate prostate stimulation and a second in the base, the luxurious BRUNO™ is a prostate massager that packs 6 intense vibration patterns into an expertly crafted body for comfort and hands-free prostate orgasms. Silky silicone and fully waterproof construction make BRUNO™ the most desirable prostate vibrator in the world.

I read all the literature on it, and was curious about what I could do with it. The different ways I, as a woman could use this men’s sex toy. I had ideas, and possibilities but would it be a true and valid review without a man’s opinion. I decided as long as my review was thorough in the ways I’d used it then it shouldn’t matter whether I was male or female. Then the Bruno actually arrived and I got very excited.

LELO Bruno

It came in the new style Black luxury box that LELO have recently rolled out. I like this design, it looks very sleek and when stacked next to your bed it isn’t completely obvious what it is.

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As you know from reading previous reviews I am a power queen, and I’ve had problems with vibration strength in the LELO vibrators I’ve had so far. The Bruno completely blows those vibrators away. Even on the low setting it is a good strong rumbly vibration. It is single button operation. So you press to turn it on, and scroll through the patterns, and long press (3 seconds) to turn it off. It has two motors; one in the base and one in the prostate arm. It is completely water-proof, USB rechargeable, and it is made from LELO’s gorgeous silky feel (body safe) silicone.

lelo brunoConsidering the placement of the button, I assume LELO didn’t intend the base arm to be used internally. However, it seemed like such a good size to be used as a warm up that I couldn’t resist. It does have some flexibility in that arm which meant it didn’t quite work anally. It was great for clit stimulation though, especially when teamed with using the prostate arm. The prostate arm is great for g-spot massage, and with that arm inside the base arm hit my clit very nicely. I could even push it against me for that added pressure. I think LELO are missing a trick by marketing this purely to men, I have always struggled with ‘rabbit vibes’, so for something to work for me in that way it means it’s a bloody good item. This isn’t a men’s sex toy, this is a sex toy, and it is gooooood.

lelo brunoSo onto using it as intended. As you will be aware if you are a regular reader I am very new to anal play, and still on the beginners items. I found the size of the Lelo Bruno very non-threatening but at the same time it was a good size to help you feel filled. The tapered tip makes it nice and easy to slip in, and with some lube the soft feel silicone makes it lovely and slippery. The vibrations travelled really well, and I could feel them very nicely. Once it was inserted the base arm sat against my cunt opening, and I found if I sat on a chair I could rock against it.

If I can get a male friend to try it I will add their comments to this review.

 

Overall, I really loved this toy. I really really loved this toy. Ignore LELO’s marketing the toy at men, this isn’t a great men’s sex toy, this is just a great sex toy.

 

*The LELO Bruno was sent to me by LELO in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.

LELO Tiani 24k Product Launch Press Release

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On November 17th LELO launched a new couples’ sex toy, designed to be worn during intercourse. The Lelo TIANI 24k is the first sex toy to come with ‘Couples’ Insurance’ and has a decadent ring of 24 karat gold, making it the most luxurious remote-controlled massager in the world today. And it comes in three gorgeous colours; Black, Cerise (pink), and Deep Rose (purple). I have to admit I love the purple, it looks so nice with the gold.

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Lelo Tiani 24k

‘The ring’ is seen as a symbol of commitment, and LELO’s latest product comes with a commitment of its own: LELO pledges to replace the TIANI 24k couples’ massager with one of its bestselling products, in the unfortunate event that the couple part ways within 12 months of purchasing the pleasure product. LELO is offering this unique benefit because of the significant positive impact their products have on relationships.

lelo Tiani 24K Black MoodshotLELO doesn’t anticipate many returns of the TIANI 24k. Steve Thomson, LELO’s Director of Marketing says: 

“LELO is not simply about bringing people together, we’re about keeping them together, and we’re prepared to prove it. We have the pleasure of hearing regularly from satisfied customers of all ages and backgrounds heralding the impact that our products have had on their relationships. LELO is a brand that’s committed to enhancing the connection between partners and we have no hesitation in putting our money where our mouth is: we are confident our latest innovation, the TIANI 24k, can have a truly positive impact on the relationship of the owners.”

The TIANI 24k, is sure to be a bestseller for Christmas. Each one comes with a unique serial number and it is currently on promotion; at an introductory rate of 50% off. It features two powerful vibrating motors; one providing internal stimulation and the other for external pleasure, making it one of the most advanced couples’ pleasure product around. TIANI 24k also comes with LELO’s patented SenseMotion™ remote-control, allowing the users to change the intensity of the vibrations with a flick of the wrist.

Testimonials

Sunny Megatron – Sexuality Educator and Host of the Showtime original series, Sex with Sunny Megatron

“Couples’ massagers can level the playing field in terms of pleasure level during intercourse.  The majority of women require some clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm. Because couples’ massagers allow both partners to engage and receive pleasure at the same time, they can make partners feel more connected. More connectedness and intimacy can turn average sex into a mind-blowing experience.”

Jacqueline Hellyer – Sex and Relationship Educator

“Enjoying the anticipation of buying and receiving the TIANI™ 24k massager and then experimenting with it and sharing the pleasures discovered, a couple can become more open with each other, more vulnerable with each other, and that’s where the depth of connection develops.”

More information on the luxury Lelo TIANI 24k can be found at www.lelo.com/tiani-24k.

Have to say I’m curious to try this.

 

*LELO Couples’ Insurance-LELO Couples’ Insurance begins the day the product is purchased. Claimants need to provide proof of purchase but do not need to provide any proof of their relationship break-up. All relationships are built on trust, and so is the one between LELO and its customers. Claimants will be offered a selection of LELO Bestsellers to choose from as a free replacement item.
*Price-For a limited period, as a thank you to existing customers, Lelo TIANI 24k is being launched at 50% of its normal price. The introductory price is £139

Horny Hour #4 – Thank Fuck It’s Friday – Erotic Meme Erotica Prompt

Welcome to the 4th Horny Hour.

Huge thank you to everyone who has joined in with Horny Hour so far. And a big apology for the missing weeks, I’ve not been doing great lately and it has made blogging very hard. As always, you have a week to write your entries, and add them to the list. Please do share and retweet the prompt, I would love to get more entries, and really build the HornyHour meme.

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Your prompt this week is:

three random words. I just flipped open the dictionary and pointed three times. *Laughs a bit* It was the only thing I could come up with. Your words are:

  • Fidget

  • Intolerable

  • Apron

You can use any of these words, or all of them, or any mix. It is up to you.  Hope you like the prompt, and can have some fun with it. I can’t wait to see what everyone comes up with.

Remember this is Horny Hour, happy hour’s sexy cousin. So make your posts: HOT, HOT, HOT

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Nippleicious Weights – Non-Piercing Nipple Jewellery

*Warning – Post contains naked boobs*

I recently attended Smut Manchester. The fabulous team behind Nippleicious were there, and I decided to treat myself to a lovely little set of handcuffs, and a set of purple Nippleicious Weights.Nippleicious Weights

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These are lovely brass coloured mini handcuffs linked. They’re very light weight, and don’t pull so could be worn for a longer time. They’re designed to be pretty but I think they would be great for beginners to nipple play because they can be as gentle or as ‘painful’ as you like, depending on how much you tighten them.

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Nippleicious WeightsI was given a pair of beautiful purple sparkly weights. These are lovely and heavy, weighing in at 43gr each. The pull they give is kind of delicious. You do have to tighten the loops quite tightly to keep these in place, so not for the faint-hearted or those new to nipple play.  If you like a bit more roughness in your nipple play you might enjoy these.

To put these on you get your nipple perky then put the loop over it and slide the bead to tighten it as much as you want. I love this idea because not everyone is the same size or likes the same amount of pressure and it is really easy to adjust the loop to your liking. I found it easiest to hold my nipple against the top bead with thumb and finger, and slide the bead up with my other hand.Nippleicious Weights

If you’re not used to nipple clamps or having anything on your nipple, you should only have them tight for a few minutes as the pain when the blood comes back can be quite intense but because of the way they work it is easy to loosen them just a touch and keep the jewellery in place if you wish. I’ve found as I’ve worn them more, I like them tighter. :)

The Nippleicious team will be at Sexpo, and will be showcasing some of their gorgeous Christmas themed jewellery. I have a very cute pair of Snowmen, and will be looking for some more fun designs to add to my collection.

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The gorgeous non-piercing, non-invasive nipple jewellery they make comes in a huge variety of colours, sizes, shapes, and styles. Some even include necklaces and hanging chains. For more photos of their gorgeous jewellery check out their Facebook Gallery, and if you’d like to purchase, which I totally recommend, you can visit their shop on Etsy.

 

*I was given the nippleicious weights in exchange for an honest review by Nippleicious.