Horny Hour #17 – Thank Fuck It’s Friday

Welcome to the 17th Horny Hour.horny hour

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Your prompt this week is:

Oestara (Ostara)

Oestara is the Wiccan name for the vernal equinox. The Vernal Equinox is celebrated around the end of the third week of March, somewhere between the 19th and 25th usually. The word “equinox” means “equal night,” which signifies that night and day are equal at this time, with the light of the Sun growing in power toward midsummer. It’s the turning point from winter to spring. It is a beginning of the agricultural year, and its rites ensure fertility of crops and flocks; it is a time of planting, nurturing and growth.

This minor Wiccan Sabbat (there are 4 minor and 4 major sabbats in the wiccan wheel of the year) is named for  the Saxon Goddess of Spring, Oestre. There are several different translations of the meaning of her name; East, dawn and morning light indicating the returning warmth of the sun’s rays and the lengthening days. In Germany her warm nature is still marked by bonfires lit at dawn on the Spring Equinox. She is the Maiden Goddess; full of potential, representing the opportunity of growth and rebirth after the stagnation of winter. The Maiden Archetype represents purity and the innocence of childhood, where the soul’s dreams, magic and make believe still prevail. The rabbit was Oestre’s sacred animal, which is where we get the Easter Bunny.

Oestara is a day of celebration because it marks the planting time, when the land is finally ready to be tilled and made fertile with seed for food and cloth. Because eggs are a universal symbol of fertility, it is customary to decorate eggs with spring colours and throw them into running water or bury them in the ground to promote the growth of the crops.

 

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Nalone Wave Dual Stimulation ‘Rabbit’ Vibrator

Nalone Wave

The Nalone Wave is a sophisticated vibrator whose dual action motors create wave after wave of pleasure. Rotating beads and the super smooth silicone body combine to provide the most intense stimulation possible.

Nalone Wave

Key Product Features:

  • 5 Clitoral vibration modes

  • 7 Shaft & Head Vibration modes

  • 3 Wave Motion Speeds

  • Fully waterproof

  • Rechargeable

  • Super smooth silicone over ABS core

  • Full 1 year Nalone warranty

  • Insertable Length – 6”, Girth – 4.5”, clit arm – 2.5” long

 

I had some issues with the Nalone Wave and as such have put off writing this review, I wanted to give the company a chance to address the problems I had. I hate giving negative reviews especially when I think the idea behind the toy is a good one but it just didn’t work for me.

Considering the cost of the Nalone Wave I was very surprised at the build quality. I expect toys in this price range to be luxury items, and the only thing that felt luxurious about this sex toy was the storage pouch that came with it. The handle casing is poorly put together with obvious ‘glued’ joints (photos below). The whole thing just feels cheap, like I could snap it in half if I tried, which considering how strong some people’s kegel muscles are is not a good thing. The product information states that it is silicone over an ABS plastic core but I can’t find any more details on the silicone itself. It is silky to the touch with no drag. It does however retain a slight odour, even after multiple washes, uses, and sprays with toy cleaner.

Nalone Wave

Nalone Wave is a dual stimulation, ‘rabbit-style’ vibrator with beading to stimulate a wave motion, and a head that ‘thrusts’. The shaft is fairly straight, with the same girth at the top as the bottom. The tip does have a ‘head’ shape, and you can feel the grooves and texture from the internal ‘beads’. The clit arm is very flexible; the bullet is in the end with the wires joining it, so it can be bent in any direction. It has a four-button control system which is one of the things I liked; there is a power button, then you have a button to control each of the functions (so one for shaft vibration, one for wave motion, and one for clitoral arm vibration). So each function can be worked independently. This is a great idea for dual-stimulation toys.

Nalone wave

The Nalone Wave took around three hours to fully charge, and this charge lasted a good few sessions. You charge it with a USB adaptor, and the charging port has a waterproof cover. Nalone say it is fully waterproof but given the seams on the handle I haven’t tested this. I also noticed there is an obvious seam on the shaft and head of the vibrator, I can feel it with my fingertip but once I put a condom on it for use I couldn’t feel it. Yes, I used a condom with it because the first time I tried it I had barely inserted it and I got a burning sensation. Removed it and rinsed myself with cold water. From now on I will always do this when I am not sure about a product’s quality that I have been sent to review. I did give the company a chance to comment on this and was told that this had never happened before but I have spoken to someone else who had the same issue.

Nalone Wave

In use the vibrations of the Nalone Wave seem quite buzzy, and weak. Although I’m not sure if they are actually weak or if it is just because they are so buzzy.  I also found that the wave motion which I loved so much in my hand, didn’t really work once it was inserted. I’m not sure what it’s supposed to feel like but it really didn’t do anything for me. Same thing with the ‘thrusting’ head, can’t say I could really feel anything happening. There are toys out there which do this much better for the same sort of price.

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Overall I wanted to love this but it just doesn’t deliver. Considering the price the build quality is terrible. It feels like a cheap toy put into a fancy box, and packaged with a storage bag to justify the price. If you’re looking to spend this sort of money, and want a rabbit style thrusting vibrator I would suggest the Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion, it doesn’t come with a storage bag but the product quality and ability to get you off is more than worth it.

 

*I was given the Wave by Nalone free of charge in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.

Denied Orgasm – Masturbation Monday

Masturbation Monday #15

Welcome to this week’s #MasturbationMonday, Denied Orgasm. The inspiration was:

Denied Orgasm

Who’s he doing that for? Why? And when will he come? Inquiring minds want to know!!

Bloggers and authors – share your hottest scenes and posts. Feel free to use this week’s picture as a prompt but don’t feel obligated. Write what turns you on!

Readers – check out the different posts to find something that makes you want to get off

 

Denied Orgasm

He stumbles through the door, letting it slam shut behind him as he unbuttons the fly on his jeans. He eases the sides apart, and slips his cock out. It stands to attention, and he sighs in relief, the journey home had been torture. He’d never felt so grateful and at the same time so distressed by the way jeans had so little give in them. The pressure of the denim had rubbed against his cock every time he moved, causing his growing erection to throb and stiffen more.  But at the same time the tight fabric had mostly hidden the problem he was having.

A problem that had only gotten worse when his phone had buzzed as they came out of a tunnel, he’d pulled it out, checking the screen. His heart sank and his cock throbbed when he saw the message ‘Sarah sent you a photo’. He’d opened it carefully, angling his phone so only he could see it. She was still wearing the stocking and suspenders he’d left her in, and there was a dildo in her hand. Remembering how he’d made her come multiple times, then she’d made him leave. Denied orgasm, and sent on his way. His cock throbbed again, and he thought it must have twitched because the girl sitting opposite where he was standing had looked up at him catching his eye and grinning, before giving him a slow wink. Remembering her looking at him, assessing him, he reddened with humiliation and his cock jerked.

He pushes his jeans down, stepping on the hem to work them off without bending too far. Then straightening up he pulls his t-shirt over his head, letting it fall to the floor, crumpling on top of his jeans.  He leans back against the door as he wraps a hand around his shaft, stroking slowly, the pressure light. When his phones buzzes on the floor, he slides his back down the door until he is on the floor.
Reaching to his jeans he pulls out his phone, it’s another message from Sarah – ‘Are you home yet?’ He types a quick ‘yes’, and waits.
‘I hope you’re still dressed’, he stomach clenches and his cock twitches.
‘No.’ He reaches for his top ready to pull it back on.
‘Show me.’ It’s a command he daren’t disobey. Holding the phone above his head he angle it to show the length of his body. Then hits send.
‘Did you have permission to strip?’
‘No.’ He sends it then realises his mistake, ‘Miss.’ He waits for her to reply, his hand hovering over his cock, wanting to stroke it but not wanting to disappoint her any more.
When her reply arrives he stares for a moment, not quite believing the command, ‘Stroke yourself.’ He drops his hand and wraps it around his cock, sliding it up and down. As he settles into a steady rhythm he finds himself sliding lower until he is laid on the floor, one leg propped up, the other crooked against the floor.
His phone buzzes again, ‘Show me how you’re stroking it.’
Using his left hand he holds up his phone so his cock is framed, then switches to video, recording a few minutes of his stroking, letting his fingers slip over the head he moans, feeling himself getting close. His balls tighten and his cock jerks. He stops stroking and sends the video, adding a request…..a plea,  ‘Please, Miss. May I?’ His hand hovers again, wanting to finish but he waits. Her reply takes time as she watches the video he’s sent.

When it comes through he moans, ‘No, you may not. Put your clothes back on. You didn’t have permission to get naked. Orgasm denied.’

 

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Horny Hour #16 – Thank Fuck It’s Friday

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Welcome to the 16th Horny Hour.

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Your prompt this week is:

EMBRACING THE DARK

We all have parts of our personalities that we’d rather not have to deal with. These are things that are usually labelled during our childhood or teen years, and the labels stick. They become myths about our personalities.

BUT we all have the power to reinvent ourselves by transforming our perception of our personal myths.

You can embrace your dark side, and use the bad stuff to your advantage creating yourself a new myth. Don’t fix it, feature it. Let it play a starring role in your creative life.

Embrace the dark side. 😉

Hope you like the prompt, and can have some fun with it. I can’t wait to see what everyone comes up with.

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Bi Stronic Fusion from Fun Factory

Bi Stronic Fusion

Bi Stronic Fusion

The Bi STRONIC FUSION is the world’s first dual action toy to combine a pulsator and vibrator in one. The pulsating shaft simulates realistic thrusting motions in a variety of intensities, whilst the extension provides strong vibrations to stimulate the clitoris and labia. Thanks to its two separately controllable motors, Bi STRONIC FUSION boasts 64 out-of-this-world combinations.

From Fun Factory

I hadn’t heard of the Bi Stronic Fusion before it arrived in a parcel from Fun Factory. I read through the supplied press release before I got it out to test, and I have to admit I was curious. This is a really innovative idea from one of my favourite sex toy manufacturers but I couldn’t quite imagine the what the motions it described were really like. I know what vibrations are like but the ‘pulsating’ shaft had me puzzled.  I couldn’t wait to get it open and give it a try.

Bi Stronic Fusion

The Bi Stronic Fusion comes in one of Fun Factory’s signature ‘gold’ boxes, I have to say I do love their packaging. It’s just as fun and vibrant as their toys are. In the box was the vibrator, the magnetic USB charger, some lube and the instruction booklet. I did also receive a gorgeous zip-up storage purse but I’m not sure if this is standard. I should mention too that the shaft and clitoral arm of the vibrator also had a ‘net’ with a warning label over it, stating that this toy should NOT be used by anyone with a pacemaker fitted.

Fun Factory’s magnetic charger is really easy to use, you just put it to the ‘pins’ at the bottom of the handle, and if it is correctly connected the buttons will light up. When you first plug it all three buttons flash, and slowly they will turn solid as it charges. When all three button are lit up the toy is fully charged. It took a few hours to fully charge, and that gave me a couple of hours play time but obviously this will depend on which functions, and strengths you like. It comes in three gorgeous colours; a deep purple (which I have), pale pink, and a deep pinky red.

Bi Stronic Fusion

I was surprised by how heavy the Bi Stronic Fusion is but I assume this is due to the magnets which provide the ‘thrusting’ pulsator movement.  The shaft is quite girthy with a 5” circumference, and I needed to warm up with a smaller toy before I could use this, and I really felt like it stretched me but I’m not great with a lot of girth in my toys. The insertable length is roughly 4″. The clitoral arm is just less than 2” long, and quite flexible; it has a sort of butterfly shape, meant to stimulate both the clit and labia. This vibrator is fully waterproof, which makes cleaning it very easy. Fun Factory do also state that it is safe for anal use, this is because the clit arm will prevent it ‘getting lost’.  It is made with body-safe silicone, and the handle is ABS plastic so it is non-porous, and phthalate free. I do find the silicone to be…..less smooth than some companies use. It is not a bad thing; it just means it has slightly more drag, and tends to collect dust. Because of the finish you may want to use extra lube with this toy.

Bi Stronic Fusion

The Bi Stronic Fusion has three control buttons. The ‘Fun’ button turns it off and on with a quick press, you can also press and hold the ‘fun’ button for three seconds to save a pulse/vibration combo if you find a pattern you really like. The top (small) button is used to control the vibration patterns of the clitoral arm, while the bottom (big) button controls the pulsator pattern.  Another reason I love Fun Factory is that they include a travel lock on their vibrators; press and hold the fun button with the small (top) button for 5 seconds to turn it on, and the fun and big (bottom) button to turn it off. The travel lock is a great feature is you do travel a lot, because you don’t have to worry it will accidentally get turned on in your case.

Bi Stronic Fusion

For those wondering about the ‘pulsator’ it is actually more of a thrusting, not quite the same as penetrative sex (either cock or dildo) but not just your normal run of the mill vibrator either. It is a very interesting sensation. Now it is marketed as hands-free but to use it hands free I found I had to sort of close my thighs together around the handle, or the ‘thrusting’ motion combined with my contracting muscles managed to push it out. I loved the pulsator function though, it felt great in use. My only real issue with the Bi Stronic Fusion was in the clitoral arm itself; it just didn’t work with my anatomy and was no use whatsoever in stimulating my clit. However, despite the vibrating motor being in the clitoral arm I did find the vibrations were deep and rumbly enough that I could feel them in the shaft, which combined with the pulsing really did work for me.  The shape is lovely for g-spot massage because it has a slight curve to the tip and it bulges out a little, so it seems to fit quite nicely.

Overall I really liked the ‘pulsating’ function, combined with the shape and vibration but it’s probably not a toy I will reach for often. It’s just a touch too girthy for me.

 

*I was sent the Bi Stronic Fusion by Fun Factory in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.