Satisfyer Pro 2 Review – Not Your Usual Vibrator

Clitoral Stimulator

The Satisfyer Pro 2 gives women what they want, the power to enjoy intense and multiple orgasms in the palm of their hand. It uses pressure waves to create powerful and focused stimulation. The waves are focused on to the clitoris by the nozzle and pulse for a truly unique sensation. With innovative vacuum technology, this toy offers and a unique feeling that can be focused around and on the clitoris.

From Creative Conceptions

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Satisfyer Pro 2

If you read my ETO 2016 round-up post you will know that I was lucky enough to come away from the show with the Satisfyer Pro 2. On the first day I was talking to Rhiannon from That’s The Spot, and she was raving about how amazing this product was, honestly she made it sound like the second coming (if you’ll pardon the pun). And this is a lady who I trust to know her sex toys, so myself, (and a few other reviewers in earshot) pretty much stampeded over to see Bradley on the Creative Conceptions stand. They were showcasing the Satisfyer Pro 2 on their stand, and it was great to handle it, and see what all the fuss was about. I found the best way to get an idea of how it feels is to use the pad of your thumb over the suction cup. I’ve actually used this method to demo it to a few people; Intimate Torment had a tester one at the last BBB (Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar), and I encouraged a few people to purchase it using the thumb pad example.

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The box is simple and quite elegant looking; black with a picture of the toy, and the name. Inside the Satisfyer was nestled in moulded plastic with the charging cable, and the instruction booklet.  The main body of the toy is a shiny rose gold (almost coppery) plastic, the buttons and nozzle are silicone. The shape is lovely and ergonomic, it feels nice in the hand and the buttons are perfectly situated so they are easy to use when the cup is on your clit.

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I can’t review the Satisfyer Pro 2 without mentioning the Womaniser. I do have to preface this paragraph by saying I have only tried the Womaniser once. However, even with that small experience there are a few things that I am certain put the Satisfyer ahead. Firstly it is waterproof, not only does this mean it is great for bath/shower play but it also means it can be thoroughly cleaned. I know you can clean toys with a careful application of anti-bacterial toy cleaner and a soft cloth but I always worry about whether it is properly clean. Waterproof toys remove this concern because you can give toys a proper wash. Another reason I prefer the Satisfyer (apart from it having a better name) is that it is half the price of the Womaniser.

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The Satisfyer Pro 2 charges via a magnetic USB charging cable, this means it can be charged using a laptop or wall charger. It has a two button operation, one to turn the power on and off, and the other to scroll through the suction strengths and patterns. For me there were two things missing from the box; a storage bag and a spare silicone head but at this price I can’t really complain.

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Now we come to the difficult part of this review. Difficult because I really liked the Satisfyer Pro 2. I just want to rave about how amazing it is, and tell you to go buy it. Which you definitely should do but me doing that doesn’t really tell you much about how it feels. At first it feels weird….the beginning sensation (on the lightest setting) is like the feel of a tongue flicking. That soft gentle almost teasing touch. As you scroll up through the settings it feels more and more like a sucking sensation, which doesn’t sound that amazing but is so delicious that by the fourth setting I am writhing and gasping. I’ve also found the highest setting is too intense for me (and I can use a Doxy on max), the different sensation means I can’t take as much of it.

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When trying the Satisfyer Pro 2 I found it was quite loud, however as soon as I had it in place over my clit the sound dropped a lot. And I would have no issues using this with other people in the house. Which brings me to positioning. I do have to wiggle it about a bit to find the right spot but once I do, I really REALLY do. It’s a bit of trial and error, I also realised that sometimes my clit likes to hide, so I will have it in place and then need to move it.

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I loved the Satisfyer Pro 2. I’d only had it for a week before I decided it deserved a place in my “Top Five Sex Toys” list. It is amazing, and the closest thing to getting oral I have felt in a toy. At just £69.99 (RRP) it is a real bargain, an excellent investment, and a great addition to any toy box.



You can purchase the Satisfyer Pro 2 from Lovehoney, who are supplied by Creative Conceptions.

*I was given the Satisfyer Pro 2 by Creative Conceptions in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. This review contains one affiliate link to Lovehoney.

Thank You Miss – Masturbation Monday Erotic Flash Fiction

Masturbation Monday #26

Welcome to this week’s #MasturbationMonday, Thank You Miss. The inspiration was:

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Does this look familiar to anyone else? My sheets were never this cute, but back in the day, I did a lot of masturbating in this position…usually while looking at Tumblr.

Bloggers and authors – share your hottest scenes and posts. Feel free to use this week’s picture as a prompt but don’t feel obligated. Write what turns you on!

Readers – check out the different posts to find something that makes you want to get off.

Thank You Miss

He was on his knees in front of the wooden chair. His hands were tied behind him, pulling his broad shoulders back, and causing his chest muscles to stand out in stark definition. His perfect tight arse rested on his heels, and he was looking hungrily at the empty chair.  There was the sound of a door opening, and he quickly bowed his head.

Her heels clicked as they crossed the floor, he held himself as still as possible, taking only the tiniest of breaths. She stopped between him and the chair. He looked down at her shoes, the tips of the toes were almost touching his knees. She was so close if he’d lifted his head he would be at eye level with her cunt. He swayed almost imperceptibly towards her but caught himself and stilled again.

She walked slowly around him, trailing the knots of the flogger she was holding along his skin. Up his thigh, over his hip, round his back. As it trailed over his arse, he flinched, a quick tightening of his cheeks. She smiled nodding to herself but didn’t speak. She continued moving around his body until she was standing in front of him again. She let the cords fall over his shoulder, dropping against his lap but he didn’t flinch again. She stood before him, silently watching, pulling the ropes of the flogger through her hand.

She waited until she noticed a bead of sweat run down his temple, and then she sat down. Her skirt rode up her thighs as she moved her legs apart. When she was settled she stretched out a leg, letting her shoe slip off, and tipping his chin up with her toes. When he was staring up her skirt she nodded at him, he carefully kissed the top of her toes, his eyes never moving from his view of her cunt. She trailed her foot down his torso, tracing over his nipples, and outlining his muscles. When she came to his cock she paused, curling her toes around the cage he was encased in. He was straining against it and she let out a laugh. She moved her foot so she covered his cock with her sole, and laughing again, she pushed against him.

He moaned quietly, and she removed her foot. Placing it flat on the floor she looked down at him. He flicked his eyes up to meet her gaze, and he knew what was coming. Staring at her cunt he held himself still waiting. The rope flicked across his thighs; once, twice, three times. He flinched when a knot found it’s way across the cock cage. Draping the flogger over his shoulder, she lifted her hip, slipping off her knickers. His eyes were now fixed on her cunt, and the moisture glistening on the curls there.

She kicked off her other shoe, and stood up. She walked around to stand behind him. Then leaning forward, she reached around him pressing the panties to his mouth, he opened wide, and she stuffed them inside. She took the flogger from where it rested over his should. Then tucking her foot under one cheek she lifted, and pushed him forwards. She stopped when his forehead was resting on the chair, right below where her cunt had just been. His arse was high in the air, and she moved to his side.

She trailed the rope strands over his arse back and forth, each time he flinched. She continued until he had relaxed, and then she began. The first impact was sharp, a harsh stinging blow. The next was gentler but still had power. After the fifth swish, you could see red marks scattered over his arse.  By twenty he was grunting with each impact, and when a knot caught a sensitive spot he groaned. His cock hung below him, the effects of his punishment causing excitement to bulge out of the spaces of the cage, while pre-cum dripped from the tip onto the floor.

By the time she finished, his arse was a pattern of red and purple. The raised ridges where welts had been created by floggers strikes hitting the same spot looked almost black. She smiled down at her handy work. She leaned down to whisper in his ear, before walking across the room and removing a bottle from a drawer. She squirted liquid into her hands as she walked back over. He relaxed as she carefully smoothed her palms over his bruised buttocks, stroking and caressing the cheeks, to soothe the marks. Leaving him in position, she turned his head, and removed the panties from his mouth.
He smiled at her, his eyes unfocussed, “Thank you Miss.”



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Playing Together – Masturbation Monday

Masturbation Monday #25

Welcome to this week’s #MasturbationMonday, Playing Together. The inspiration was:

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After a long stressful day, there’s almost nothing better than relaxing…together. ;)

Bloggers and authors – share your hottest scenes and posts. Feel free to use this week’s picture as a prompt but don’t feel obligated. Write what turns you on!

Readers – check out the different posts to find something that makes you want to get off.


Playing Together

I walked into the house, immediately kicking off my shoes and leaving them next to the rack. As I walked down the hall I unbuttoned my shirt, letting it slide down my arms so I could hang it on the bannister. As I walked up the steps I moved my skirt around my hips, unfastening the zip, and as I stepped onto the landing I let it fall, kicking it to one side where it lay heaped in front of the bookcase. I I walked into the bedroom I reached behind me to unhook my bra, I pulled the straps down my arms, and sighing loudly as my breasts were suddenly free from the underwire and lace. I dropped it on the chair by the window, and rested a hand on the seat back, supporting myself as I slipped my panties down and stepped out of them. Grabbing a clip from the dressing table I twisted my hair up, sliding the clip in to hold it as I headed for the shower. I paused outside the en suite to flick on the air con.

I left the bathroom. The air con had cooled the room to a bearable temperature, I happily dropped the thin towel I’d wrapped round myself in the laundry basket. I pulled back the cotton top sheet, and sat down on the edge of the bed. Laying down I closed my eyes, the cool air washing over me as I finally relaxed. I woke slowly, the room was still light, I felt the pressure of a body on the bed beside me and I rolled over, opening my eyes. He was sleeping, I reached a hand to stroke his face. The day’s stubble greying his chin felt prickly, and I took a moment to try and smooth out the worry lines creasing his forehead. As I traced my fingers back down his jawline, he mumbled in his sleep, and turned his head nuzzling my hand.

I grinned as an idea came to me. Shifting to my side, I move my hand down his body slowly tracing over his chest. His nipples were peaked from the cool air, and I quickly licked my finger, circling over each nipple, and enjoying the way he twisted towards me. As I pinched them his cock twitched, beginning to stiffen, and swell. I slid my hand lower tracing the definition of his six pack, feeling each groove, and moving down the lines of the V until I was stroking the soft curls covering the base of his cock. I ran my finger tip along his shaft, slipping it over the head and back down the other side, stroking over his balls, and tapping along them. A move I know he loves.

Laying back down I close my eyes, as I wrap my hand around his cock. It’s semi erect, and I squeeze and stroke it until it’s hard. He moans softly, and I smile to myself, he’s waking up. I continue to work his cock, squeezing it at the end of each stroke, running my fingers over the head. Spreading his precum over my palm, using it to help keep lubricated. As he twitches again, I pause my thumb over the tip, moving it in little circles, adding pressure as I do. He moans again, a longer sound, and I freeze my hand, holding him tight but not moving. He lifts his hips slightly, pushing into my hand, and I’m suddenly very aware of this man I love lying next to me. My nipples harden, and the scent of my arousal drifts up as my cunt throbs.

I think he’s waking up, and I want to make it as gentle as possible. So very gently I start moving my hand again, up and down with a loose fist. I lose myself in the rhythm, and don’t notice him waking, my first surprise is when he flicks a finger over one of my nipples, before pinching it tight and pulling it. I gasp, gripping his cock tighter. I have to focus hard on keeping my hand moving but when he slips his hand down to cup my cunt, I freeze again, sucking in my breath. It’s only when he presses his hand against my clit and sets up a rhythm I am able to move my hand again. I always struggle playing together like this. I forget what I’m doing and just feel it all.

The harder and faster his hand moves, the tighter and jerkier my stroking becomes. I know I don’t have long, my body is arching, pushing against his hand. The wave is building inside me and I am suddenly hot again, feeling like I’m about to combust. I try to let go of his cock, knowing I am going to come hard, but my hands are clenched, and it’s too late. As my orgasm crashes through me, I squeeze his cock tighter, and he grunts, pushing up against my hand, and a white hot ribbon sprays across our stomachs.


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ELust #84 – The Community Round-Up

Elust #84
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Welcome to Elust #84

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #85 Start with the rules, come back August 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!


~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

About Those “Apple Thighs”
Why the Hell Haven’t I Rebelled Yet?


~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

IDENTITY – hiding the evidence
friday flash–service


~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

Good In Bed

*You really should consider adding your popular posts here too*
All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!


Erotic Fiction

Pubic Disturbance
Colds and Lust
Sex Machine
A Dirty Bathroom Floor
I’m Sorry I’m So Silent
S’il Vous Plaît
Edge of Morning
Dancin’ (Most) of the Night Away
Airport Arrivals

Sex News, Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

42 Kinds of Casual Sex
Living in Fear – An Essay on Male Entitlement

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

How To Give A Bare Handed Spanking
Reconciling dominance and love
She’s a Very Kinky Gor

Body Talk and Sexual Health

Run the good race

Erotic Non-Fiction

We Made A Resolution To Make Love Everyday
The 20 Minute Orgasm
More on cunt, corridors & Schroedinger’s cock
Stoned Birthday Sex
Room with a View
I’m Not Done With Your Throat Yet
It’s a strange path to trust.

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Poly and Pets

Writing about Writing

Why Write Erotic Fiction?
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ETO 2016 – Erotic Trade Only Show

Post Event Round-Up

In May I wrote a post about the upcoming ETO 2016. It happened a few weeks ago, and I am finally recovered. I arrived on the Saturday, and with Mel (of Voluptasse) got started getting the Blogspot stand set up for Sunday. Finishing off the blogger goody bags, putting up a few posters, and setting out the leaflet table. We also laid out everything for the grand prize draw so we could get some photos for social media before packing it safely away until Sunday.

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Once we were all set up, we went off to check into our hotel, and prepare ourselves for an evening of watching Football with some of the lovely ETO 2016 team, and Miles from Amazing O. Afterwards, we ended up in the hotel bar chatting to the lovely teams from Kink Craft and Sheets of San Francisco. It was great to finally meet some people in person properly, and to reconnect with people I hadn’t seen since last year.

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On Sunday we went over early to finish getting the blogspot stand ready to welcome people.

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We were laying out snacks and drinks, putting all the Prize Draw goodies back on display, and pulling up the advertising banners. We had ten minutes before the doors opened, so I had a quick wander round, to snap some photos and say hi to a few company reps. Managed to have a few words with Lulu from Rocks-Off, Randy from Swiss Navy (who kindly donated some of their new Arousal Lubricant for the blogger bags), William from Doxy, and said a quick hello to the lovely people from The Bondage Man.

For the next two days I barely left the Blogspot stand. I talked to so many people over the two days I actually lost my voice by Monday evening. It was great to see and chat to so many bloggers, writers, and industry friends:

Also managed to speak to a few company reps who stopped by to chat to us:

  • First was Miles from AmazingO who I had met the previous evening.
  • Adam and Monika from Godemiche they make the most amazing crazy-coloured silicone dildos
  • Emma from The Alternative Choice Boutique who I met when she was a manager at another sex toy store.
  • Lizzi from HypnOgasm who I’d met the previous evening.
  • Alison from Fornicari, a soon to be opened luxury sex shopping experience
  • Eva from Persian Palm, who make stunning ceramic glazed dildos
  • Max from The Raunchier Side who writes sensual love poems for greeting cards, bookmarks, etc

By the end of the day all I wanted to do was collapse into a warm bath and bed but I was lucky enough to have been invited to the awards show, so after a shower to wake me up I put on my finest dress, and off I went to enjoy the show.

The Awards Show

AmazingO had sponsored a bloggers table, and the evening promised to be lots of fun. With Miles on the table were myself, Mel, and her husband Kris, Dom StrapOn, Girl on the Net, Justin DeCerous, Dave from The Big Gay Review, Lola Sparkles, and Rebecca Dakin. We were quite a lively table especially when Girl on the Net won the award for Best Erotic Journalist. We were all so pleased for her. After the awards a band came on, and there was dancing, drinking, and mingling. Someone at our table decided Sambuca shots were needed and proceeded to buy multiple rounds. Conscious of the fact that I needed to be back on the Blogspot the next day I declined my share, passing them on to whoever would drink them.

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It was a fantastic night, and lots of fun.


I thought Monday might end up being a quieter day but I was wrong. It was another day where every time I decided to sit down for two minutes, someone came to chat. I must have looked like a demented jack-in-the-box, I was constantly up and down. It felt like both myself and Mel were talking to people non-stop.  I did manage to grab ten minutes towards the end of the day to have a quick wander round, I wanted to see a few people, and chat to some reps I was hoping to work with.

Monday also saw the drawing of the Blogspot Grand Prize, this selection of sex toys and treats was donated by retailers and distributors within the adult industry. The total value of the prize was over £2,200. The name was drawn from a jar on Monday afternoon, and the winner had to be present to collect the prize.

The lucky winner was new blogger, ScrewTaboo wasn’t planning to attend on Monday but because she’d enjoyed Sunday so much she changed her mind. She was thrilled with her prize which included a few items that she said she had been coveting for a while. She even had to visit the shopping outlet over the road to buy a suitcase that was big enough to get it all home.


I realised when I came to write this that I didn’t get as much chance to wander around the ETO 2016 show as I would have liked, so I missed seeing lots of things. I was really hoping to speak to Andy and the team at the ElectraStim stand but just didn’t get chance. I was also hoping to see the bath tub of Slube that I heard so much about, this sounded fascinating and I really wish I’d managed to stop by. However, I did stop by the Doxy stand to take a look at their new range of Bullet vibes; mains powered and a rechargeable. They look so beautiful, and as you would expect from a Doxy they have a lot of power. I also came away with a Satisfyer Pro 2 thanks to Bradley at Creative Conceptions (review coming very soon), and Mark at SheetsofSanFrancisco very kindly gave me one of their printed sheets to review, I’m really looking forward to doing some wax play on it.

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Special Mentions

I want to take a moment to thank Cara. Despite not being in attendance she was a vital part of the Blogspot ETO 2016 stand, and did much of the background work; arranging sponsorship and advertising, getting prizes for the draw and items for the goody bags, marketing the blogspot, and designing the banners that were up on the stand. Without her the Blogspot would not have been the success it was, and I am very thankful that I had the opportunity to participate.

I’d also like to (again) say a big thank you to Miles at AmazingO for sponsoring the Blogger table for the Awards. It really made my weekend, and I had a brilliant time.

And a HUGE thank you to everyone who visited and joined in with the Blogspot this year. You helped make it memorable.