Twist Dildo from Ceramic Pleasure

Ceramic Dildo

Today I am reviewing The Twist Dildo from Ceramic Pleasure.

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Ceramic Pleasure is the venture of John. He has a background in community-based craft projects, working as an artist with clients from disadvantaged backgrounds and life styles, running art based workshops. He was made redundant in 2015. When a friend off-handedly joked about him making them friend a dildo, he asked “what size and colour”, and that started the ball rolling. He soon found himself with one very happy friend and a new career.

Since then John has been keeping himself busy making dildos; exploring a variety of textures and decorative applications as well as testing suitable glazes. Testing glazes takes a lot of hours and tedious experimentation in order to get pleasing results. He is still very much in the creative stages of his dildo-making efforts, and as such each toy is a unique labour of love, with no two dildos being the same. His shop has a ready-made selection available but he is also open to requests, and is willing to work with new customers to create the dildo of their dreams.

Twist Dildo

My gorgeous dildo came very well protected in a storage tube. It even had it’s own certificate of authenticity.

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The Twist Dildo grabbed my attention as soon as I saw it. I love anything with an unusual shape or texture, and this just looked like it would be fun.  The colour and finish are exquisite and the little smiling face on the base made me chuckle, it’s a great little touch. It is made from “stone-ware clay” that has been fired in a kiln using a protective glaze. This special glaze makes it hypoallergenic, non-porous, safe with all lubricants. It is also easy to clean, you can just wash it with anti-bacterial soap and warm water.

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The colour and pattern of the glaze is a sort of speckled blue grey, which doesn’t sound exciting but trust me it is gorgeous, and the photos don’t do it justice. The finish is flawlessly smooth, with no drag whatsoever. You could definitely get away without using lube, if you prefer not to.

I liked the shape, the tapered tip meant it was easy to insert, and the ‘twist’ meant I didn’t really notice the girth. The great thing with something like this is that is is very hard, so you can feel every ridge when it’s in use. I found it felt great if I inserted it and then rotated it, the ridges would push against my g-spot in a very pleasant way. I also found that vibration travels through the Twist Dildo really nicely, I held my doxy to the base while it was inserted and I could feel the vibrations right along the shaft. I’ve not really tried doing this before but it worked very well.

I also found that the ceramic and glaze used on this dildo actually give it quite a warm, and natural feel. It might sound silly but it felt closer to nature than say a silicone dildo does. It felt comfortable, and never seemed too cold. I’ve found with glass dildos they always feel very cool when I first insert them but I didn’t have that with this, it was obviously lower than my body temperature but not necessarily so.

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This is a great dildo. I loved the hard feel, and the shape. It is also a very beautiful piece of art. Something you could have out, and it wouldn’t be immediately obvious what it is.


You can find my other reviews here.

*I was given the Twist Dildo by Ceramic Pleasure in exchange for a honest and unbiased review.

Big Johnny Prostate Stimulator from MEO

Double Ended Dildo

1.3 kilos of pure ecstasy and 1.3 kilos of luxury. Made from highly polished surgical steel, “Big Johnny” fits comfortably in your hand (thanks to its built-in handle recess) and allows for intense, deep thrusts! Additionally, “Big Johnny” can be used on both sides for double the fun.

From MEO

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Big Johnny

The first thing I noticed on receiving the Big Johnny is the weight. This dildo is super heavy, there is some real heft to it.  I mean I know it says it’s solid stainless steel but somehow that just didn’t convert to the reality in my head. It is REALLY heavy.

It comes in at 10″ in length and  1.33″ in diameter. It features two distinct heads (40 and 50 mm diameter). The Big Johnny really is big. In fact much as I love the gorgeous mirror smooth polished surface it is too big for me to use……or at least for me to use on me. However, it is a lovely ‘punishment’ size for some slutty subby men I know.

The finish is clean with no dints, scratches, or seams. It is a truly beautiful dildo. Although, MEO market it as a prostate stimulator, if you are a lady who loves a good size dildo that also feels great I think you’re going to enjoy this too.

Having the two heads gives you options. There is a handgrip moulded into the shaft to make it easier to keep a hold of while you are thrusting.


A great addition to your collection if you like something substantial.



*I was sent the Big Johnny by MEO in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.

Sex Wooden Toys Dildo

Wood Dildos

The Sex Wooden Toys Dildo makers monitor the creation of each toy from the very beginning; starting by choosing the best raw material and checking all manufacturing stages in order to achieve a flawless finished product.

A key selling point of SWT items is their handcrafted production, this means both high quality and absolute uniqueness. The different colours and veining of the wood are easily distinguished in every single product. They also use multiple varieties of wood in their production; including oak, olive, cherry, padouk, mahogany and wenge. All of which have their own unique features in colour and appearance. Behind any product there is plentiful research, as well as experimental activities which affect both the shape and effectiveness to create the best product. This is done in order to obtain the maximum pleasure as well as fully satisfy consumer demand and taste.

All Sex Wooden Toys Dildo are created with the use of a wood lathe. Through using this tool, the wood manufacturing is entirely handmade. In fact, the item is fixed to the lathe, which makes it rotate at a regular speed. Skilled artisans then shape the object with specific hand tools so as to obtain the required shape; giving new life to the plain wood, as well as creating a well-refined product.

Sex Wooden Toys Dildo

Why Wood?

Wood is a unique material in nature, traditionally used as raw material in building houses and furniture, as well as everyday items; such as bowls, cups, utensils, etc.

With its consistency, colour and scent, wood allows us to give life to a large variety of sex toys, any of which can be endowed with specific features. Sex toys you may have experienced up until now were made out of latex and silicone, as well as ceramic, borosilicate glass, steel, ABC and CyberSkin.Wood is something different.

SWT is the first Italian company to produce sex toys made out of a natural (as well as entirely biodegradable material) which is toxic-free, non-polluting and easy to find in nature: wood.

Sex Wooden Toys Dildo

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The Sex Wooden Toys Dildo arrived in plain packaging with no indication of the contents. The main product container was a simple grey and white thin card box printed with the SWT logo. Inside this the Dildo was held by some folded card; this had ripped on both my parcels so the dildos were rolling free but luckily they were undamaged.

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When SWT contacted me asking if I’d be willing to review one of their items I was happy to agree. I have a small wooden dildo from a local company that I love so I was eager to try some different styles and shapes, not to mention something a bit bigger. I gave them a list of a few items of theirs that I would like to try, asking them to send something in the medium size first.

however, there was a slight mix-up and the first item I was sent was the Demetra…in large. I opened it and I knew it just wasn’t going to work. I am not a size queen and there was just no way I was going to be able to use this dildo. I contacted SWT, explaining the situation and they very kindly agreed to send me one of the smaller items from my list.  The second item they sent was the EOS in Medium. I’ll be really honest, even this size surprised me. I checked the measurements on both and found they actually come up slightly larger than stated in both sizes. So please make sure you keep that in mind when buying.

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The quality of both pieces is outstanding. They are silky smooth but not soft and slippery like silicone; they have a slight drag which works really well in use. Giving a nice amount of friction when used to thrust. I have only tested the EOS internally, and I will be honest I have to use a warm up toy, I can’t go straight in with it. And I can’t get anywhere near on the Demetra.

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I have a play friend who likes anal pegging, and I can’t help but think what a shape it is that the Demetra doesn’t have a flared base, because it would be perfect for using on him. All it would have needed is for the last inward curve before the base to be a bit deeper, creating a shelf/stopper. This seems to be a problem with all of SWT’s dildo range unfortunately. Which is a shame as they are cutting out half of their market by just missing out on a small detail.

The EOS is great for thrusting, and because of the bulb shape of the head it also feels great if I insert it so the head rests against my g-spot. When I do this I can let go of the shaft, and the weight tilts it perfectly so the head presses it perfectly. When thrusting with the EOS you can feel each bulb as it slips in and out. Some people may struggle to take the full length of this dildo because of the straightness of the shaft, and how solid the material is.  I can only just take the third bulb.

The wood is specially treated so it is waterproof, and very easy to clean with soap and warm water. You just need to make sure you dry it thoroughly after washing. And don’t leave it submerged. SWT advise only using water-based lubes with their dildos which I think is a pretty good rule of thumb anyway.



I really liked the quality, and design of the Sex Wooden Toys Dildo. Both items have the look and feel of a real luxury sex toy, and the attention to design and style is very impressive. With a few tweaks they would be perfect.

Eva Ceramic Dildo – From Persian Palm Ceramic Sex Toys

Ceramic Dildo

Today I am reviewing the Eva Ceramic Dildo from Persian Palm.

eva ceramic dildoPersian Palm combines the pleasure and sophistication of the Italian artistic beauty and safety in their luxury sex toys. Persian Palm sex toys are ceramic products, a material known for thousands of years and used in everyday life since the dawn of civilization and therefore a key element in the Tuscan artistic tradition of Italy.

Persian Palm sex toys in ceramics are a synthesis of forms designed to give pleasure and decorations that are inspired by the long tradition of Italian art. Glazes and colours give beauty and light to their sex toys along with an extremely smooth and comfortable surface for use.

From Persian Palm

Eva Ceramic Dildo

eva ceramic dildoI met Eva from Persian Palm at the ETO show this year; they were still in the design stage but I was excited to hear about their products. They were planning dildos and butt plugs in a number of designs, and the painting was completely customisable.

Each Persian Palm plug or dildo is hand painted, one by one. Each piece is unique and it is yours alone. This means that as well as being excellent to use, their products are beautiful to look at.

The colours and glazes used to create the gorgeous design on these fabulous dildos and plugs are all completely free of nickel, lead, cadmium and phthalates. Making them non-toxic and suitable for intimate use. They also comply with all food and medical safety regulations, so they are completely safe in contact with skin and mucous membranes. The enamel also makes them non-porous so they are easily cleaned and sterilised. To wash them you just need some soap and hot water, and a spritz of toy cleaner.

The ‘box’ the Eva Ceramic Dildo came in was reminiscent of a big old hard back book, which sounds weird but that’s what it reminds me of. It really fits with the traditional style of the the company. The layers are thick cardboard stuck together, with a hole for the dildo and storage bag cut out. The dildo is wrapped in very thin foam to protect it from being scratched by the card. I just thought it looked really cool, and made a nice change from the usual moulded plastic. Plus it means the packaging is completely recyclable. Always a good thing in my books.

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The Eva Ceramic Dildo I received is gorgeous. I’d been asked what colours and design I would like on my dildo, and I’d asked for something to match the purple, black and white of my website. What I ended up with was a gorgeous white dildo with purple olive leaf pattern running over the shaft, and my website name and logo on the base. I could not have been happier with it. Persian Palm also include a very nice velvet touch, satin lined storage bag.

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As soon as you hold it the quality of the dildo is clear. It isn’t just a sex toy it’s a piece of art. I think this is one of those toys you could have on display and no-one would be any the wiser. The finish that Persian Palm uses for their ceramic dildos and plugs makes them really smooth and shiny. I found this meant I needed less lube, as the surface was shiny enough to spread a small amount a long way.

I picked the Eva Ceramic Dildo because I thought the shape would be interesting. Persian Palm offer four styles of dildo, and two plugs. I liked the way the Eva has a bit of a curve to it. The length is 20 cm, with 15cm insertable length, the narrowest bulb is 2.4cm in diameter, the widest bulb is 3.4cm, and the base diameter is 6.4cm. The wide base does also mean that it is safe to be used anally as well.

I was really impressed with the Eva Ceramic Dildo from Persian Palm. The quality is outstanding, and the dildo feels really solid. I definitely think I will have to add more of their styles to my dildo collection.

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I really liked the Eva Ceramic Dildo. The increasing size made it easy to insert, and the curve meant I could rock it against my g-spot once it was inserted. I found the base felt good in my hand, and not too bulky to grip.

*I was sent the Eva Ceramic Dildo by Persian Palm in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.


Icicles Glass Dildo 66 Textured Glass Dildo From MEO

Textured Glass Dildo

Elegant, upscale, and hand-crafted with amazing attention to detail, this luxurious line of glass massagers will leave you breathless. Each hand-blown Icicle glass wand is sleek, unique, and made to play hard. The Icicles Glass Dildo 66 features a graduated beaded shaft, allowing you to comfortably ease into its size. The bulbous texture is perfect for penetration, and cleverly curved for explosive G-Spot and P-Spot stimulation.

From Pipedream

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Icicles Glass Dildo 66

Glass dildos come in such a huge range of sizes, patterns and textures that it’s sometimes hard to know where to start. After trying my first glass dildo earlier this year I have been wanting to expand my collection. So when I saw this on the MEO site I knew I had to try it. The design looked enticing, and I liked the idea of how the ‘balls’ would feel while thrusting.

The Icicles Glass Dildo 66 is a finely contoured dildo created from smooth, flawless spheres designed to reach those pleasure centres known as the g spot and p spot. They are ranged in ascending order, so this curved delight will let you take it bit by bit. The hypo-allergenic glass is non-porous and body safe, and designed to last a lifetime. Clean up is lovely and easy, you can use soap and warm water, or toy cleaner, or even put it in the dishwasher.

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The great thing about this glass toy is it is really easy to use for temperature play. You can run the wand under warm water (the Pipedreams website also says it can be microwaved) to heat things up. Or chill it under cold water or put it in the freezer for a cooling sensation.

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The Icicles Glass Dildo 66 is a much smaller dildo than I expected, which is my fault for not reading the sizing properly. It is very small, just 4.75 inches long, widest insertable part is 0.8 inches wide, and 1.25 inches wide at the base ball. It fits perfectly in my hand, and (insertable length wise) is just a bit longer than my middle finger. So I was a little bit underwhelmed but being the good sex toy reviewer that I am I knew I had to still give it a fair go…and I am really glad I did.

icicles glass dildo 66The Icicles Glass Dildo 66 is slightly curved, and for me it is that which makes it work so well. Maybe not despite it’s slender size but because of it the curve makes it really great for G-spot massage. You can angle it into place so it rests against it, and then you can sort of wiggle it in a rocking motion, and because it is so slim you have space to manoeuvre it. This also works the same for prostate massage, assuming the receiver likes pressure rather than vibration. I also found it a nice warm up toy for anal. I’m still fairly new to that whole area/experience, and prefer to start small and work up each time.


I actually really liked the Icicles Glass Dildo 66. Despite it’s small size I found it worked great for G-Spot play.


*I was given this Icicles Glass Dildo 66 by MEO in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.