Product Review – Vanilla Kissable Massage Oil

Lovehoney Kissable Massage Oil – Vanilla


I’ve been trying to find a good ‘edible’ massage oil for a while……mostly out of laziness, it’s such a pain having to switch to another product when a massage turns sexy, or to put up with the horrible taste of normal massage oil when you give a blow job after. However, so many of the edible options out there either don’t work for a full body massage because they are just too sticky, or they taste terrible, or they’re full of all sorts of crazy chemicals. There are other edible massage products out there that I would still like to try but at least I now have a go to product.

I really did love this Kissable Massage Oil, which is probably not surprising given how much of a fan I am of Lovehoney‘s flavoured lubes. They seem to have the perfect balance when it comes to flavours. A hint without it being that sickly over powering flavour that can taste almost chemical.

This ‘kissable’ massage oil smells gorgeous; the vanilla scent is sweet and delicate, even when warmed the smell never gets over powering. When I opened the bottle and removed the leak-proof stopper, the aroma was pleasant, scenting the room without flooding it. I found the taste was even more subtle; with just a hint of vanilla flavouring the carrier oil blend. I’m not saying I’d drink this but the flavour is pleasant enough that it works really well when a massage gets extra sexy.  You do still get a slight underlying taste of oil but the vanilla masks it enough that it never gets too much.

This vanilla kissable massage oil comes in two sizes, and the smaller one is perfect for popping in your toiletry bag for sexy weekends away, however it does have a screw cap as opposed to the click cap on the larger bottle, which can make it difficult to refasten when you have the oil on your hands. Both size bottles do include a special little seal under the cap so you can travel without worrying about spillage, or so they can be stored horizontally. I thought this was a nice touch, as the large bottles are slightly too tall to be stored upright in my drawer.

I found the oil also lasted well; a small amount warmed in your hand was more than enough to do a full back massage. After doing two massages the bottle is still really, not even empty to the top of the label. I really liked that this massage product didn’t leave greasy or slimy feel like some massage products can, or a sticky residue like many lubes can. It left my skin feeling soft, silky, and nicely moisturised afterwards. As a combo product I was really impressed with this Vanilla kissable massage oil, it ticked both all the boxes as both a massage and lubrication product.

Technical information for those who like to know, it is paraben and glycerine free, suitable for vegans, and also has no artificial sweeteners. Finding a flavoured product that doesn’t include artificial sweeteners seems to be a bit of a holy grail.

Overall: I really liked this product. It will definitely have a permanent place in my lotions and potions. I can’t wait to try some of the other flavours.


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