Strawberry Massage Oil from Lovehoney

Product Review

“Strawberries and… cream? This deliciously scented (and flavoured) strawberry massage oil is perfect for a slow, sensual massage, either for rapturous foreplay, or simply for relaxation. And, for an added sensation, why not try slowly licking it off your lover’s bare skin?

To use, simply warm a few drops in your hands, and gently work into your lover’s skin. Why not give your lucky lover a rapturous massage as part of your weekend fun?”

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strawberry massage oil

Strawberry Massage Oil from Lovehoney

When you open the bottle the strawberry scent rushes out and permeates the room. It’s a true sharp strawberry scent with just a hint of sweetness. I really liked it.

This massage product is full of lots of natural oils, it’s free from parabens, and glycerine. It is also vegan friendly. And a big one for me it contains NO artificial sweeteners.

The bottle comes with a special stopper to prevents leakages, and I’ve stored the bottle horizontally without any issues.

The oil goes on smoothly, and not much is needed for a back massage. Warming it slightly makes it go even further. Once on it is nice and light, not overly slippery. It leaves your skin feeling soft and moisturised rather than greasy or sticky.

It was easy to wash out of bedding/towels too. And I found after showering it off my skin still felt softer.

My only downside to this was the taste. It didn’t have one. The gorgeous strawberry scent hadn’t transferred to taste at all. However, neither could I taste the oils making it up, so no strong vegetable oil taste, it was just a light neutral taste. Which is a definite improvement on some massage oils I have used.

Will definitely be adding this Strawberry Massage Oil to my box of lotions and potions.

 

Overall

Although I was disappointed the beautiful scent didn’t travel to the taste, it was still very pleasant to use. It is definitely one I would use again.

 

*This item was purchased by myself. This is an honest and unbiased review of it. There are no affiliate links in this review.

Product Review – Vanilla Kissable Massage Oil

Lovehoney Kissable Massage Oil – Vanilla

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I’ve been trying to find a good ‘edible’ massage oil for a while……mostly out of laziness, it’s such a pain having to switch to another product when a massage turns sexy, or to put up with the horrible taste of normal massage oil when you give a blow job after. However, so many of the edible options out there either don’t work for a full body massage because they are just too sticky, or they taste terrible, or they’re full of all sorts of crazy chemicals. There are other edible massage products out there that I would still like to try but at least I now have a go to product.

I really did love this Kissable Massage Oil, which is probably not surprising given how much of a fan I am of Lovehoney‘s flavoured lubes. They seem to have the perfect balance when it comes to flavours. A hint without it being that sickly over powering flavour that can taste almost chemical.

This ‘kissable’ massage oil smells gorgeous; the vanilla scent is sweet and delicate, even when warmed the smell never gets over powering. When I opened the bottle and removed the leak-proof stopper, the aroma was pleasant, scenting the room without flooding it. I found the taste was even more subtle; with just a hint of vanilla flavouring the carrier oil blend. I’m not saying I’d drink this but the flavour is pleasant enough that it works really well when a massage gets extra sexy.  You do still get a slight underlying taste of oil but the vanilla masks it enough that it never gets too much.

This vanilla kissable massage oil comes in two sizes, and the smaller one is perfect for popping in your toiletry bag for sexy weekends away, however it does have a screw cap as opposed to the click cap on the larger bottle, which can make it difficult to refasten when you have the oil on your hands. Both size bottles do include a special little seal under the cap so you can travel without worrying about spillage, or so they can be stored horizontally. I thought this was a nice touch, as the large bottles are slightly too tall to be stored upright in my drawer.

I found the oil also lasted well; a small amount warmed in your hand was more than enough to do a full back massage. After doing two massages the bottle is still really, not even empty to the top of the label. I really liked that this massage product didn’t leave greasy or slimy feel like some massage products can, or a sticky residue like many lubes can. It left my skin feeling soft, silky, and nicely moisturised afterwards. As a combo product I was really impressed with this Vanilla kissable massage oil, it ticked both all the boxes as both a massage and lubrication product.

Technical information for those who like to know, it is paraben and glycerine free, suitable for vegans, and also has no artificial sweeteners. Finding a flavoured product that doesn’t include artificial sweeteners seems to be a bit of a holy grail.

Overall: I really liked this product. It will definitely have a permanent place in my lotions and potions. I can’t wait to try some of the other flavours.

 

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Exhibitionist?

I’ve never really thought of myself as an exhibitionist; I don’t get off on the idea of people watching me have sex, in fact it fills me with a kind of dread. That many people seeing me naked and writhing. Urgh. But then I post naked photos of myself on here and on twitter.

Or maybe a little bit of me is an exhibitionist, because I enjoy it when people like my photos, or when they comment, even if it’s just “nice tits” or “so sexy”. I get a little thrill. I also seem to have a thing for getting semi-naked and doing ‘naughty’ things in cars, which I think is definitely a little bit exhibitionist. I get caught up in the moment; enjoying the fact that I’m sucking a lovely hard cock, and completely forgetting that I’m in a car, in view of anyone who walks past. Maybe it’s more uninhibited than exhibitionist. Either way I have fun, and should the opportunity arise in the future I don’t see things being any different, same goes for picnic blankets, and standing against trees, alley walls, etc. The only outdoor place I don’t have sex is the beach…..I did it once it was not a pleasant experience; sand chafes and you are washing it out for weeks.

I’ve explained before that sharing naked photos isn’t to do with other people, it’s all about me. Sharing those photos is about building my confidence, it’s about how I feel about me. And while I still have moments of not liking how I look, overall I am much better at accepting that I can be considered attractive and sexy. I still want to make changes to my body, but that’s because I want to be a healthier me; I want to be able to run for a bus without having to take my inhaler, I want to be able to improve my stamina and flexibility so I feel more confident about doing the sexy things I enjoy. And I want to give myself the best possible chances of NOT dying of a heart attack in my early sixties that I can (my dad died at 65 and my gran at 64 both of cardiac failure).

I love…

I love…

That little huff of breath before you kiss me.
The way you smell after the gym before you shower; warm, male and soooo sexy.
Your eyes shining when you smile at me.
When you have to adjust yourself because I wore ‘that’ dress out for dinner.
When we hug, and you grip my arse pulling me close enough to feel your hard-on pressing against me.
When you take my hand while we’re walking.
When you pull me onto the dance floor for a ‘slow number’.
When you buy me a book from my wishlist, just because.
The taste of you in my mouth after a quick pre-work blow job.
When you bring me flowers to make me smile.
When you kiss me for slow and soft, or hard and urgent.
The way you look in your suit, or those jeans that hug your arse.
The way you grab my hair when I’m giving you head.
When you look at me as if I’m the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen.
When my nipples are still sore the day after we’ve played.
When you turn up at my door with takeaway and booze.
When you say let’s play hooky and stay in bed all day.
When you take a day off so we can go to the beach.
When you tell me to get dressed up and take me out for a nice dinner.
When you spend hours devouring me without expecting anything in return.
The feel of you inside me, filling me.
The softness of your skin after you shave.
The little bruises you leave on my very personal places.
When you tell me I’m sexy.

What do you love?

This morning…..

…I was looking at the picture you sent me and I was thinking about how it would feel to be standing in front of you. To run my hands over your body feeling the soft hardness of you, the definition of your muscles, the smoothness of your skin. Feeling your nipples harden and bead under my fingertips. Looking up into your face, cupping your cheek with my hand, sliding my thumb across your lips, feeling their fullness. The warmth of your breath as you part your lips and turn your head to kiss my palm. Stretching up to kiss you, feeling your hands on my arse pulling me close. Holding me against you, your cock hard between us. Slipping my hands past your waistband, pushing it down, so I have the freedom to stroke you. Dropping my mouth to lick your nipple, a flat broad lick before I nip it with my teeth, then flick it with the tip of my tongue. Tightening my grip as I move my fist up and down your shaft, rubbing my thumb over your tip, sliding easily through the precum. Pumping you until you’re twitching in my hand, then kneeling to take you in my mouth, sucking your head while my hand keeps pumping, swallowing as you come hard, hitting the back of my throat.

One of these days it’ll be more than a picture and I’ll be there doing those things. One day….