Satisfyer Pro 2 Review – Not Your Usual Vibrator

Clitoral Stimulator

The Satisfyer Pro 2 gives women what they want, the power to enjoy intense and multiple orgasms in the palm of their hand. It uses pressure waves to create powerful and focused stimulation. The waves are focused on to the clitoris by the nozzle and pulse for a truly unique sensation. With innovative vacuum technology, this toy offers and a unique feeling that can be focused around and on the clitoris.

From Creative Conceptions

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Satisfyer Pro 2

If you read my ETO 2016 round-up post you will know that I was lucky enough to come away from the show with the Satisfyer Pro 2. On the first day I was talking to Rhiannon from That’s The Spot, and she was raving about how amazing this product was, honestly she made it sound like the second coming (if you’ll pardon the pun). And this is a lady who I trust to know her sex toys, so myself, (and a few other reviewers in earshot) pretty much stampeded over to see Bradley on the Creative Conceptions stand. They were showcasing the Satisfyer Pro 2 on their stand, and it was great to handle it, and see what all the fuss was about. I found the best way to get an idea of how it feels is to use the pad of your thumb over the suction cup. I’ve actually used this method to demo it to a few people; Intimate Torment had a tester one at the last BBB (Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar), and I encouraged a few people to purchase it using the thumb pad example.

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The box is simple and quite elegant looking; black with a picture of the toy, and the name. Inside the Satisfyer was nestled in moulded plastic with the charging cable, and the instruction booklet.  The main body of the toy is a shiny rose gold (almost coppery) plastic, the buttons and nozzle are silicone. The shape is lovely and ergonomic, it feels nice in the hand and the buttons are perfectly situated so they are easy to use when the cup is on your clit.

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I can’t review the Satisfyer Pro 2 without mentioning the Womaniser. I do have to preface this paragraph by saying I have only tried the Womaniser once. However, even with that small experience there are a few things that I am certain put the Satisfyer ahead. Firstly it is waterproof, not only does this mean it is great for bath/shower play but it also means it can be thoroughly cleaned. I know you can clean toys with a careful application of anti-bacterial toy cleaner and a soft cloth but I always worry about whether it is properly clean. Waterproof toys remove this concern because you can give toys a proper wash. Another reason I prefer the Satisfyer (apart from it having a better name) is that it is half the price of the Womaniser.

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The Satisfyer Pro 2 charges via a magnetic USB charging cable, this means it can be charged using a laptop or wall charger. It has a two button operation, one to turn the power on and off, and the other to scroll through the suction strengths and patterns. For me there were two things missing from the box; a storage bag and a spare silicone head but at this price I can’t really complain.

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Now we come to the difficult part of this review. Difficult because I really liked the Satisfyer Pro 2. I just want to rave about how amazing it is, and tell you to go buy it. Which you definitely should do but me doing that doesn’t really tell you much about how it feels. At first it feels weird….the beginning sensation (on the lightest setting) is like the feel of a tongue flicking. That soft gentle almost teasing touch. As you scroll up through the settings it feels more and more like a sucking sensation, which doesn’t sound that amazing but is so delicious that by the fourth setting I am writhing and gasping. I’ve also found the highest setting is too intense for me (and I can use a Doxy on max), the different sensation means I can’t take as much of it.

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When trying the Satisfyer Pro 2 I found it was quite loud, however as soon as I had it in place over my clit the sound dropped a lot. And I would have no issues using this with other people in the house. Which brings me to positioning. I do have to wiggle it about a bit to find the right spot but once I do, I really REALLY do. It’s a bit of trial and error, I also realised that sometimes my clit likes to hide, so I will have it in place and then need to move it.

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Overall

I loved the Satisfyer Pro 2. I’d only had it for a week before I decided it deserved a place in my “Top Five Sex Toys” list. It is amazing, and the closest thing to getting oral I have felt in a toy. At just £69.99 (RRP) it is a real bargain, an excellent investment, and a great addition to any toy box.

 

 

You can purchase the Satisfyer Pro 2 from Lovehoney, who are supplied by Creative Conceptions.

*I was given the Satisfyer Pro 2 by Creative Conceptions in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. This review contains one affiliate link to Lovehoney.

Ruby Glow Vibrator from Rocks-Off

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The Ruby Glow is the creation of erotica author and artist Tabitha Rayne. Following this lovely lady on Twitter, I’d watched the development of this vibrator with interest, and I loved the sex-toy diaries in the ETO magazine about the process of designing and finding a manufacturer in Rocks-Off.

Tabitha said “I was aware that when I was inventing Ruby Glow that I had a certain (type of) lady in mind – mainly an erotica writer getting hot at her desk, wanting to ‘get off’ while she was typing.”

Ruby Glow

I’m sure you’ll agree that makes for quite a niche product. However, due to the style and form of the Ruby Glow it has so many more possibilities than perhaps even the designer imagined.

Ruby Glow

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The Rocks-Off Ruby Glow is a saddle style non-penetrative toy, designed to stimulate your whole vulva. It has a ribbed clit stimulator and a vibrating vaginal (perineal) mound which sits snugly in place anchored by your pubic bone. Dual motor vibrations are controlled by buttons on the front for easy access, putting you in control of your orgasm. The shape means it can be used as a traditional clitoral stimulator or massager as well. I did struggle a bit with the fitting my body to the shape and getting things where they were supposed to be but got close enough in the end; after some wiggling and manoeuvring.

 

ruby glowThe Ruby Glow is designed to be used over clothing but it is made of body safe silky smooth silicone so is completely safe to use next to bare skin if you wish. However, you need to be aware it is NOT waterproof, so care will have to be taken when cleaning it. This is due to the battery compartment which for me is another tick in the negative column. It’s 2016 there’s no excuse for a toy to still need batteries now. The recharging technology is so cheap that it just seems like a wasted opportunity. Rechargeable toys are more easy to make waterproof, so this could have killed two birds with one stone. Hopefully there will be a MK2 in the future and they will have changed this. Would also like a quick shut-off button. Sometimes you need to be able to turn things off quickly, especially if you live with other people in the house.

ruby glowThe Rocks-Off Ruby Glow is not a quiet or discreet toy but I wouldn’t mind the noise so much if the power of the vibration actually matched the noise it was making. The sound is terrible; somewhere between a strimmer and a lawnmower. Which gets even worse if your desk chair happens to be wood or plastic. Not great if you happen to share your house. This brings me to the vibration…now I readily admit I am a power queen, I really need a good strong rumbly vibration. This just didn’t get me there, it didn’t even build up any arousal. It was just frustrating and uncomfortable. I found once I was sitting on it the vibrations almost disappeared. However, if you’re not a power queen you might love this, my friend Mel did, you can read her review here.

ruby glowThe idea behind the Ruby Glow is solid. It is a product to be used while you are seated – for instance while reading a steamy book, skyping or emailing a lover, perhaps watching an erotic movie at home or maybe when you’re in a chat room to add your pleasure experience, it could also be useful for those with disabilities that make holding a vibrator difficult.

Overall

I really wanted to love the Ruby Glow but it just failed to deliver on so many levels. I would be very curious if they do bring out a 2nd version. If they can make it waterproof, rechargeable, and fix the noise issue they could be onto a winner. Imagine being able to take this in the bath with you; sitting on it, laying back, reading your erotica, and building up some lovely relaxing. Wouldn’t that be great?

 

 

*The Ruby Glow was sent to me by Rocks-Off in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.